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Ears

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My theory is that most humans have been colonized with alien mind-control slugs that hold the earbuds for them, and the ones who can't wear earbuds are the only surviving free ones.
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mooglemoogle
10 days ago
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I’ve heard this complaint so much but I’ve never had a problem with it. I guess I’m normal?? I never would have guessed...
Virginia
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unabatedshagie
10 days ago
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Glad I'm not the only one.
Scotland, United Kingdom
windybank
10 days ago
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I just thought I wasn’t Apple compatible
Cammeray, New South Wales, Australia
rickhensley
10 days ago
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So I'm not the only one...
Ohio

USB Cables

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Tag yourself, I'm "frayed."
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mooglemoogle
26 days ago
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I’m “Carries data but not power”
Virginia
CaffieneKitty
25 days ago
I'm "Heavy and not very flexible" :-P
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expatpaul
26 days ago
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Painfully true
Belgium
deezil
26 days ago
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I need USB-C cables to become cheaper, but basically, if it's not "the good one", it gets thrown in the garbage. Monoprice has them for too cheap to worry about them.
Louisville, Kentucky
alt_text_bot
26 days ago
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Tag yourself, I'm "frayed."
endlessmike
21 days ago
Heavy and not very flexible
Covarr
26 days ago
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And then there's that weird proprietary cable I've had since like 2004 that looks at a glance like micro USB but isn't, so I get halfway across the country for my vacation with no way to charge anything at all and have to buy spares at the airport for exorbitant prices.
Moses Lake, WA
skittone
26 days ago
Throw it away.
bodly
25 days ago
Or label it.
JimB
22 days ago
My mate threw his away, then wondered why he could no longer connect his Panasonic camera to the computer...

Ringer Volume/Media Volume

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Our new video ad campaign has our product's name shouted in the first 500 milliseconds, so we can reach the people in adjacent rooms while the viewer is still turning down the volume.
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mooglemoogle
45 days ago
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...Moviefone! If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see....
Virginia
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CaffieneKitty
44 days ago
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I have the opposite. I turn my ringer to max and all my morning alarms get turned down to whisper. :-P
rtreborb
44 days ago
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The frustration is real
llucax
45 days ago
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For UX people out there...
Berlin
ChrisDL
45 days ago
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this is me starting twitch while a human being sleeps next to me, trying not to wake her.
New York
francisga
45 days ago
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Yes, happens to me all the time.
Lafayette, LA, USA
alt_text_bot
45 days ago
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Our new video ad campaign has our product's name shouted in the first 500 milliseconds, so we can reach the people in adjacent rooms while the viewer is still turning down the volume.
darastar
45 days ago
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IT ME!

Email Reply

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I would be honored, but I know I don't belong in your network. The person you invited was someone who had not yet inflicted this two-year ordeal upon you. I'm no longer that person.
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mooglemoogle
70 days ago
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https://emaildebtforgiveness.me
Virginia
0utis
69 days ago
Wow, now I can wait another nine months before replying to that email. Thanks!
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iaravps
58 days ago
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It me
Rio de Janeiro, Brasil
hannahdraper
70 days ago
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This is me.
Washington, DC
alt_text_bot
70 days ago
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I would be honored, but I know I don't belong in your network. The person you invited was someone who had not yet inflicted this two-year ordeal upon you. I'm no longer that person.
Covarr
70 days ago
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Sorry it's taken me two years to reply to your email. Anyway, I'd love to attend your barbecue if you haven't had it yet.
Moses Lake, WA

Buni

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2017-08-07-Buni

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mooglemoogle
70 days ago
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I'm SO excited!!!!
Virginia
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Tiny arms

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mooglemoogle
73 days ago
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How did he reach his zipper with those tiny little arms???
Virginia
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MaryEllenCG
73 days ago
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How DID he reach his zipper? Or tie his tie, for that matter?
Greater Bostonia
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